My name is Calamity J. I have dedicated my life to the ultimate truth that everything and everybody looks better drawn with vampire teeth - pointy, curved, dentured, capped, cavity ridden, overbitten, underbitten, sparkling white, mossy, cracked, knocked out, rotten, gold, silver, porcelin, floride-coated, bridged or otherwise.
I've assembled this handy FAQ for your reference: Q: What is the meaning behind your drawings? A: That I want to get rich, party with Paris Hilton and partake in interstellar space travel.
Q: Do you believe in a higher power? A: As long as that higher power is me, myself and I. Or a vampire. I might get behind the Born Again Vampire movement.
Q: Are you, like, totally high when you draw these? A: Not so far. Are you offering to share?
Q: What are your sources of inspiration? A: Killing time.
Q: How would you describe your drawings? A: Renaissance meets Rococo.
Q: When are you going to upload like, more complex drawings? A: When you send me fan mail. I’m a famewhore, and your admiration is what I crave.
Q: Do you have political aspirations? A: Are you offering to champagne my campaign?
Q: Do you have a job? A: Last time I checked, yes. But my addiction to drawing vampires could change all that.
Q: Are you single? A: That depends mostly on your financial situation, somewhat on the number of vampires in your social circle and, to a small extent, your ability / willingness to waste exorbitant amounts of time shooting the shit.
Q: Why don’t you ever draw zombies? A: Zombie models are scarce in this area of the country, and they just unionized in order to demand higher commissions. If you are a non-unionized zombie, do get in touch.
Q: Can I post your stuffs somewhere else on the internets? A: Sure. Just please give me credit. Ms. Calamity J. wants to represent.