fangfriends

Fang Friends

and their fangtastic adventures

Name:
fangfriends
Birthdate:
16 October 1979
Location:
Somerville, Massachusetts, United States
Website:
Fang Friends
Interests: (20)
amy sedaris, art, art history, being nice, bunnies, cartoons, cats, clotting disorders, comics, cute things, dark comedy, dentures, drawing, edward gorey, eternal life, fancy costumes, grillz, modern art, snark, vampires
Bio
My name is Calamity J. I have dedicated my life to the ultimate truth that everything and everybody looks better drawn with vampire teeth - pointy, curved, dentured, capped, cavity ridden, overbitten, underbitten, sparkling white, mossy, cracked, knocked out, rotten, gold, silver, porcelin, floride-coated, bridged or otherwise.

I've assembled this handy FAQ for your reference:
Q: What is the meaning behind your drawings?
A: That I want to get rich, party with Paris Hilton and partake in interstellar space travel.

Q: Do you believe in a higher power?
A: As long as that higher power is me, myself and I. Or a vampire. I might get behind the Born Again Vampire movement.

Q: Are you, like, totally high when you draw these?
A: Not so far. Are you offering to share?

Q: What are your sources of inspiration?
A: Killing time.

Q: How would you describe your drawings?
A: Renaissance meets Rococo.

Q: When are you going to upload like, more complex drawings?
A: When you send me fan mail. I’m a famewhore, and your admiration is what I crave.

Q: Do you have political aspirations?
A: Are you offering to champagne my campaign?

Q: Do you have a job?
A: Last time I checked, yes. But my addiction to drawing vampires could change all that.

Q: Are you single?
A: That depends mostly on your financial situation, somewhat on the number of vampires in your social circle and, to a small extent, your ability / willingness to waste exorbitant amounts of time shooting the shit.

Q: Why don’t you ever draw zombies?
A: Zombie models are scarce in this area of the country, and they just unionized in order to demand higher commissions. If you are a non-unionized zombie, do get in touch.

Q: Can I post your stuffs somewhere else on the internets?
A: Sure. Just please give me credit. Ms. Calamity J. wants to represent.

Creative Commons LicenseThis work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.
Friends:
Communities: